Everybody's Doing It (blogging, that is)
Wow… this is my first time doing it. I'm excited, nervous, anxious. I'm not exactly sure what to do or say. Instead, I'm wondering: Do you like me? My style? My technique? Can I satisfy you? (Is this satisfying me?) Will you still like me tomorrow?
I gotta admit that I'm feeling performance anxiety, wondering what your expectations are of me, and feeling the need to be perfect the first time – and every time. How can I make this stimulating so that you'll want to come back for more?
I make no promises. I don't know how much or how often I'll do it, or how long I'll last. When I have the energy and desire, it might be daily, or even twice in a day! But, if I'm tired or busy, I might not be out to play, perhaps leaving you wanting more.
Sometimes it will be a quickie, while at other times it may be a rambling, marathon session that starts slowly before eventually climaxing. Sometimes I might just finish too early. Hey, I'm just a normal guy.
And sometimes it might be a bit sloppy and messy. Isn't that part of the fun of it?
